If you have ever lived in a plot where the bathroom and toilet are communal then you know privacy is a luxury.
In most instances, even the clothes hanging lines are communal and one has to ‘schedule’ when to wash their laundry so as to get space to hang their clothes.
This is because people always want to keep tabs on each other’s lives, which can be quite annoying.
Below are some of the types of neighbours you meet in Nairobi.
The peeping tom
These are the neighbours who peep in other people’s wives and girlfriends when they are taking a shower.
The troubling thing is some of them are as old as our fathers.
The petty thief
These neighbours steal petty things such as pegs, panties and any other type of clothing they deem fit.
Akuku Danger
These type of neighbours are always bringing women into their house.
For them twa twa is a never ending sport.
They have no particular taste and they always date anything in a skirt.
FBI
These types of neighbours are majorly women, who know who does what, when and where.
They know whose husband’s bangs who.
Their speciality is gossiping and given a chance they would be awarded for it.
Personally these are my worst type as they can easily ruin a person’s reputation.
What kind of neighbour are you? And what is your worst experience with a neighbour.
