Dear Kenyan girls, would you mind terribly if a man took you to Marikiti as your first date? Well, a Kenyan woman has recounted how a man took her to the popular fruits and vegetables market for their first date.
In a Twitter post, the woman told how she endured the worst first date ever.
The Twitter user by the handle @Naisymoi, caused untold laughter as she expressed how disappointed at the unromantic man.
“I’ve just recalled some guy wanted me to take him grocery shopping so we could bond😂😂😂😂Like Sir, first date unanipeleka Marikiti jameni😭😭😂😂Unanicarry how lakini???😂😂😂” she shared her outrage.
She even shared a picture of the market (above) to show how terribly it went. According to the woman, she was so positive about their first date before she realized things will go disastrously wrong.
“I was yesterday years old when I learnt that this is ‘romance’ and my standards are too high for disagreeing😂😂😂😂 Hilarious😂😂😂”
The reactions to her date will make your ribs crack. Read below:
@ClayOGStoner I mean if I were into fat women I’d do the same- show them where healthy meal options can be found alafu next date tuna “bond” kwa gym…
Or maybe he just assumed you love food and market imejaa chakula.🙃
@MooneschYou can tell a lot about a person by what fruit they select lol
@silverIfedha Wooh, and the way I find running an errand together top tier romance 💒.
@Chelahcynthia1 Mko strict 😂😂 I would actually tag along and prolly cook with him after
musee_tmusee Sijapenda vile umeniita some guy, ukikuja na vumbi ya red si inamean wewe ni mkulima unajua kuslap watermelon.
leviyosaaah Uende na yeye alafu achague avocado imeiva kukushinda. 😭😭
By Mpasho