With the way relationships are in Kanairo, we all need a good laugh.
And Gabu is here for the vayolence. He has been spitting some pretty relatable but hilarious relationship pieces on his Instagram.
We have picked 15 of them that are funny but we hope you take the advise behind it.
- Today you are praised by your friends for changing women, tomorrow you will be praised by a nurse for finishing half a banana.
2.My brother, dating one loyal girl will make you a bigger boy than gathering 11 cheap sluts . One Cristiano Ronaldo is better than the entire Arsenal team. - The same girl thatâs not replying you back is waiting for a response
from a guy not texting her back. Life humbles everyone - Donât rush into another relationship after a breakup. âŚ.wait for at least 15-20mins
- Online relationships are so funny imagine falling in love and dating a photo until it disappoints you.
- If your money isnât enough to solve your problems please spend the money⌠Spoil yourself and at least face your problems in good health.
- when girl are in a good mood they will go their whatsapp or Facebook and release one or two prisoners
- Giving your girl money basically means you donât think sheâs smart enough to make her own. Itâs an insult.. Women are not airheads. Stop giving them money, .It offends them
- Imagine being single while some ou there are in three stable relationships
- Wanaume mnunue vitu za nyumba kevo amehama tukidhani anaendea maji
11.Stopaskigngirls if they have a boyfriend. Take her out, buy her drinks and make her laugh give her money and let her decide if sheâs single or not
12.Sometimes your wife is moody because her boyfriend is cheating on her
13.In this country, you need to have a wife to get a girlfriend otherwise chicks donât take you seriously - There is no such thing as a panty remover. Wa kukupea atakupea hat ana fanta baridi
15.Dating a sugar daddy without knowing your father is very dangerous and disastrous