Welcome to Kenya where anything can pass as a complete lie and any lie can pass as a super truth.
It is only in Kenya where people do lie for fun and if you are not careful you’ll find yourself deep into that sort of culture unknowingly.
We asked Kenyans ton list down a number of the most common lies they or their friends tell and once you read them you’ll realize you are part of the big problem.
From ‘I am calling you in a bit’ to ‘I just lend my brother the money’ to ‘I am around the corner’ below are some of the most common lies most Kenyans tell.
Athan: Simu iko low battery ntakucaall
D Weiria: Kata simu nikupigie
Nisha B: Niko hapa tu kwa corner
Mzee Mbunyar: Nipe zero min😂
Jerop: Kata simu kidogo nakupigia
D.e Wanda: Ungeniambia mapema 😂
Nishab: Mpesa iko slow
Klaus Moriasi: Kuna deal flani naunganisha,ikiivana nakushtua…
Beach resort: Uko na cash hapo nitarefund?😁
Gentrix Kennedy: Nkiwa free nitakusho😂😂
Kenyan G bag: Nilikuwa nayo ni vile nimetumia tu mtu sai
Djunior arts: Niko hapa Kwa gate niahafika.
Kamau: Nalipwa next week niku sort
Joanna Michaels: Ndio uyo Mimi hapa😒 hunioni?
Phyn: Natarajia mahaly ntakushtua
Iam edmond: Nakupitia chill tu😂😂Biden 2017: Am busy I will call u later😏
Jovial ke Update: Nakucheki after 2mins😢
Laikipia west: Nitakutumia saa hii.
Any other common lies that were not covered above? Make sure to add them.
